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Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Fuck This: That One Guy From MOULIN ROUGE!, Like the Ringleader Guy, Won’t Let Me Borrow His Portable Charger by Broadway Beat

by Will Tully. @willrtully. NEW YORK, NY - An anonymous source has reported that the guy from Moulin Rouge! , like the Ringleader Guy,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Help! I Played Mrs. Potts and Now My Right Arm is Super Duper Swole by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. Instagram: @reallymattkeeley. Bluesky: @ reallymattkeeley.bsky.social . Oh dear. What a predicament I’ve found myself in....

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, January 8, 2025

“Kill Me,” Begs Backstage Couch After Magic Spell Gives It Sentience and Memory by Broadway Beat

by Garrett Brown. @garrettbrownproductions. OMAHA, NE - According to a Buchanan University press release, a couch located backstage in...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

I Lived It: I Wore Overalls to HADESTOWN and They Made Me Join the Show by Broadway Beat

by Anna Larranaga. I’ve been a broadway buff for as long as I can remember, but I’ve been late to the party on Hadestown (I know I know-...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

HEARTWARMING! Callback Director Appreciates Your Time by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. Instagram: @reallymattkeeley. Bluesky: @ reallymattkeeley.bsky.social . VERNON HILLS, IN - Hopeful hearts in the Rolling...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

HELP! My Chicago-Style Hot Dog is Singing About Killing Its Husband by Broadway Beat

by J.R. Gudeon. @j.r.__gudeon. NEW YORK, NY - Somebody, help me! My Chicago-style hotdog just started singing about stabbing its husband...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Heartbreaking: After Break-Up, Alison Has Changed Her Major Back from Joan to Communications by Broadway Beat

by Ben Schrager. Instagram: @ben.schrager. Bluesky: @ benschrager.bsky.social . OBERLIN, OH. – After a falling out over winter break,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Diversity Win: New Musical to Include Two Alto Roles by Broadway Beat

by Brady Thomas. @cbradyt. WASHINGTON, D.C. —  In these trying times, we’re all left looking for stories of the downtrodden having their...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Uh Oh! Playbill So Poorly Designed, No One Wants to Post Picture Holding It by Broadway Beat

by Elizabeth Downing. NEW YORK, NY - Broadway fans were recently shocked and dismayed to discover that the playbill for Broadway’s newest...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, January 2, 2025

Regular Customer Dazzles with Performance of Not Knowing Damn Well This Place Closes in Two Minutes by Broadway Beat

by Lex Vaughn. Twitter: @AlexaVaughn. Instagram: @LexVon. SEATTLE, WASH. — Baristas at Valentina’s Cafe are raving about a regular...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Cough Narrowly Arrives in Time for Show's Lone Silent Moment by Broadway Beat

by T.J. Pieffer. @tjpieffer. CHICAGO - Wiping the sweat from his brow, a cough just barely made it in time for the sole four seconds of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

I See How It Is: When Cole Escola Does No Research for OH, MARY! it's "Hilarious," But When I Do It for My History Paper, it's "See Me After Class?” by Broadway Beat

by Shaina Maitino. NEW YORK, NY – Cole Escola’s historical farce Oh, Mary!  has been a total Broadway smash. Escola wrote Mary Todd...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Devastating: Woman with No Experience in Dance Can't be a Rockette Because of Height by Broadway Beat

by Anaya Brodie. @notanayasmain. WOODBRIDGE, VA. —  We have all seen the clickbait articles, Buzzfeed videos, and TikToks with the title...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

New Disney Musical Requires Genie+ for Bathrooms, Concessions, to Leave by Broadway Beat

by Alex Karukas. @akruckus. NEW YORK, NY — The Walt Disney Company announced today that it has begun the process of converting all...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Amazing! Lin-Manuel Miranda Has Been Pickling This Cucumber Since Day One of HAMILTON and It’s Almost Time to Taste by Broadway Beat

by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous. NEW YORK, NY – In celebration of Broadway juggernaut Hamilton ’s ten-year anniversary, creator...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Tom Francis Accidentally Walks Too Far, Ends Up Discovering the Beauty of the Met Cloisters by Broadway Beat

by Joseph Thor. NEW YORK, NY — During today’s performance of Sunset BLVD , leading man Tom Francis began his routine title song loop...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Accessibility Win! Broadway Prepares for Second Trump Presidency by Adding Easy Exit Seats for Politicians Afraid of Actor Speeches by Broadway Beat

by Jake Alexander. @JakeAlexander34. NEW YORK, NY- As the nation reacts to the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President, Broadway...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Theatre Department Adamant that Minimalist Interpretation Has “Nothing to Do with Budget” by Broadway Beat

by Katherine Pereira. CONCORD, NH — Following the lackluster turnout at the Northview High School theatre department’s bake sale,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Pay-What-You-Can Theatre Company Wasn’t Expecting to Receive So Many Souls by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. CHICAGO - Local storefront Twisted Rose Theatre has long prided itself on their nontraditional,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, December 11, 2024

OPINION: Broadway Tickets ARE Affordable! Just Don’t Eat for, Like, Two Weeks by Broadway Beat

by Will Tully. @willrtully. NEW YORK, NY - As someone who’s lived in NYC for three months now, I feel like I can say that I’m a real New...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, December 5, 2024

Site-Specific Production of THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL Happening in My Buddy Derek’s Swimming Pool, Please Come, He Doesn’t Have Any RSVPs and It’s H by Broadway Beat

by Zach Sciortino. @zachthemaniac616. PHOENIX, AZ. — Local theatre fan Derek Sherman decided for his birthday party this year, he would...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Parents Threaten Naughty Children with Reappearance of Matthew Morrison Grinch by Broadway Beat

by Kinsey Jasnoch. @kinseyjasnoch. WORLDWIDE — With Christmas fast approaching, parents across the globe have cast aside threats of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Drama Club Director Tempts Fate, Casts Couple as Romantic Leads by Broadway Beat

by Elizabeth Downing. LEWISTON, ID — Earlier this afternoon, Central High School drama club director and self-proclaimed psychic Ms....

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Original Broadway Cast Lost on Road to Hadestown After Trying to Convert to Kilometers by Broadway Beat

by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous LONDON – Reports out of London today suggest that the Original Broadway Cast has lost their way to...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Confused Project Manager Just Circling Back to See if Shark is Still Broken by Broadway Beat

by Adam Bakst. @Mr_AdamB1. The following is an e-mail The Broadway Beat editorial team received from our project manager at 4:47pm on a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Kathy Hochul Announces Congestion Pricing Plan for Broadway Bathroom Lines by Broadway Beat

by Elanna White. @ewelannawhite. NEW YORK, NY - Theatregoers young and old were thrown this week when Governor Kathy Hochul held a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Suspiciously Ben Platt-Shaped Present Under Christmas Tree Won’t Stop Riffing by Broadway Beat

by Melia Hagino. @meliahagino. YOUR HOMETOWN – This morning, members of your household awoke to find a strange new present underneath the...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

SQUID GAME Season Two to Feature Zip Zap Zop by Broadway Beat

by Dylan Bivings. @dmacbivings. BURBANK, Ca. - With Squid Game season two out now, show creator Hwang Dong-hyuk has revealed that one of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Thespian Fugitive Caught Immediately Once Police Bring Out Helicopter Spotlight by Broadway Beat

by Katie Siegel. @katiefliesaway. JERSEY CITY, NJ — An hours-long manhunt for a recent graduate of University of Michigan was came to an...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, November 21, 2024

Fucked Up? Orchestra Doesn’t Love That You Call Their Workspace "The Pit" by Broadway Beat

by Melia Hagino. @meliahagino. NEW YORK, NY – Members of several Broadway orchestras spoke out this week about the unjust treatment they...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, November 20, 2024

RECIPE LIST: Alienate Your Friends and Loved Ones With Our Six-Course Bertolt Brechtfast! by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. AUGSBURG, GER - Nothing brings people together quite like a good meal, but if you’re looking for one...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

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2024-2025 BROADWAY SEASON
Jun 05, 2024: Home - Todd Haimes Theatre
Jul 11, 2024: Oh, Mary! - Lyceum Theatre
Jul 30, 2024: Job - Hayes Theater
Sep 12, 2024: The Roommate - Booth Theatre
Nov 14, 2024: Tammy Faye - Palace Theatre
Nov 17, 2024: Elf - Marquis Theatre
Dec 12, 2024: Cult of Love - Hayes Theater
Dec 19, 2024: Gypsy - Majestic Theatre
Mar 17, 2025: Purpose - Hayes Theater
Apr 10, 2025: Smash - Imperial Theatre
TBA: Titanic
TBA: Ragtime