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Friday, March 24, 2023

I Hated BAD CINDERELLA, But Climate Change Will Cause Water Wars Eventually, So Fuck It, Five Stars by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Andrew Lloyd Webber’s latest Broadway musical Bad Cinderella opened this week, with many...

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Thursday, March 23, 2023

Actor Devastated to Not Receive More Followers After Putting Instagram Handle in Program Bio by Broadway Beat

by Shai Altheim. @althyme.s. NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ. - Rutgers-New Brunswick acting sophomore Brett Myers reported feeling devastated about...

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Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Shocking! Local Woman Discovers Toxic Ex is Actually Three Neil LaBute Protagonists in a Trenchcoat by Broadway Beat

by Caroline Lyell. @Caro__lyell. FRESNO, CA. - 32-year old UX Designer Aubrey Merrick was stunned to find out that her ex-boyfriend of...

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New Jukebox Musical Just Cast Asking Audience for Requests by Broadway Beat

by Kevin Burke. @ke7inburke. NEW YORK, NY - Mamma Mia! A new jukebox musical is set to open on Broadway in 2024, and unlike many of the...

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Monday, March 6, 2023

“Thank You Five,” says Conscientious Actor After Being Told How Many Weeks They Have Left to Live by Broadway Beat

by Luke Maynus. @luke.maynus. TOLEDO, Oh. - Local actor Mark Leichtenberg surprised Greenbrier Hospital doctors and nurses earlier this...

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Wednesday, March 1, 2023

Fun! Spring Musical TikTok Reveal Causes Accidental Forest Fire by Broadway Beat

by Katie Toledo. @kxtietoledo. DANVILLE, VA – Tragedy struck this afternoon when school musical director and Drivers’ Education teacher...

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Nicotine Addicted Stage Crew Saves the Day After Smoke Machine Breaks by Broadway Beat

by Erin Ryan. CHICAGO - The technical team behind Chicago: The Great Fire reformed the world of live theatre last night by replacing the...

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Immersive FOOTLOOSE? Entire State Bans Art Form Under Auspicious Reasons to Protect Children by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. NASHVILLE, Tenn. - As Tennessee prepares to enforce newly signed legislation prohibiting public drag...

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NYC Accent Falls to 0.004% of Population, Most of Which are BFAs Doing Stephen Adly Guirgis Scenes by Broadway Beat

by Blaise Wopperer. @blaisewopperer. NEW YORK, NY – Researchers say the New York accent is on its way out - and for filmmaker Heather...

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BREAKING: Final Sondheim Musical Before AI Gets Good Enough Announced by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - It was announced this morning that the final musical by iconic songwriter Stephen Sondheim -...

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Bracket Busted! I Picked CABARET to Win March Madness, But That's Not a Basketball Team by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Bitzegaio. @caitorade. CHICAGO. - My bracket is busted! Unfortunately, I will not be winning my office’s March Madness...

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Weeee! Priciest Ticket for A DOLL’S HOUSE Lands You in the Spinny Chair by Broadway Beat

by Jennifer Haining. @itsraininghaining. NEW YORK, NY. - Nina Herzog’s limited engagement of A Doll’s House announced today that their...

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Inclusive Drama Club Production Cast with Students One Extracurricular Credit Away from Graduating by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. WEST VALLEY, NJ - The spring production of Cinderella will look a little different at West Valley...

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BREAKING: WICKED Films Now Story of Spunky Floating Witch’s Hat Following Green-Screen Complications by Broadway Beat

by Reilly Wilmit. @reilly.wilmit. ELSTREE, ENGLAND - Wicked director Jon M. Chu has announced significant rewrites to his film adaptation...

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NYC TERROR WATCH: Another Hundred People Reportedly Just Got Off of the Bus, are "Looking Around" by Broadway Beat

by Jonathan Hogue. @jthogue2. NEW YORK, NY - The NYPD is investigating suspicious activity at Times Square Port Authority today, after...

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Uh-Oh: Voice Teacher Unaware Student Really Has to Fart Right Now by Broadway Beat

by Hannah Lieberman. @hannahexceptbackwards. BOSTON – Ongoing reporting confirms that Dr. Marjorie Jones, tenured voice instructor at the...

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Sunday, February 26, 2023

Another Nepo Baby? Actor’s Dad is THAT Big Bubble by Broadway Beat

by Hannah Lieberman. @hannahexceptbackwards. NEW YORK, NY – Actress Ophelia Steinway is the latest thespian to face scrutiny for her...

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Saturday, February 25, 2023

You Guessed It! THE LION KING Puppets Fuck Offstage, and the Audience Can Tell by Broadway Beat

by Roberto Kerry. @berto_kerry. NEW YORK, NY - The Lion King on Broadway has been delighting families and audiences for decades - but for...

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Friday, February 24, 2023

Rachel Zegler Announces Broadway Debut, Originating the Role of Kevin Jonas by Broadway Beat

by Luke Maynus. @Luke.Maynus. NEW YORK, NY - After teasing fans online this past week, West Side Story star Rachel Zegler has finally...

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Wednesday, February 22, 2023

​​Local Woman Horrified to Learn That Sex is Real and Not Just Made Up by SPRING AWAKENING by Broadway Beat

by Mary Fiala. @f_marykill. CHICAGO – Amanda Larson, 23, has been gagging uncontrollably for hours, and NOT in a sexy way. She recently...

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Thursday, February 16, 2023

Lyric Theatre Audience Stunned as Forgotten SPIDER-MAN Cast Member Finally Falls from Ceiling by Broadway Beat

by Violet Jones. Insta: @violet_leigh. NEW YORK, NY - Following a recent performance of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Lyric Theatre...

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STOMP Producers Reveal Show Closed Because Woman Living Under Theater Won Noise Complaint by Broadway Beat

by Naomi Rubin. @naomithefool. NEW YORK, NY - Susan Jenkins, a 60-year-old still life painter living in the basement apartment underneath...

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Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Strong Mover Blissfully Unaware Choreographer Only Notices Terrible Dancing & Not His “Great Energy" by Broadway Beat

by Hannah Mary Simpson. @hannahmary32. CHICAGO. – Local actor Lucas Morrison reported feeling confident, energized, and exhausted (“but...

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KIMBERLY AKIMBO Institutes New Student Rush ID Policy After Dozens of 70-Year-Olds Claim They're 16 by Broadway Beat

by Ricky Drummond. @RickyDDrummond. NEW YORK, NY - Producers of the new Broadway musical Kimberly Akimbo implemented a new addendum to...

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Acting Student Paying $60,000 a Year Fails Class Due to Inability to Embody a Flax Seed by Broadway Beat

by Anna Schwartz. @annajschwartz. LONG ISLAND, NY. - $60,000-a-year conservatory student Glenn Foster incited public outrage by sharing...

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Wednesday, February 8, 2023

You Won’t Believe This Meisner Class! You Won’t Believe THIS Meisner Class! by Broadway Beat

YOU Won't BELIEVE This Meisner Class! by Lain Walls. @LainWalls. MEDIA, Penn. - Philadelphia stage actor Ellie Goldwin isn’t just a...

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Actor Smiles While Trying to Convince Students to Stop Laughing at His Reel. And Website. And Shoes. by Broadway Beat

by Heidi Brueckmann. @heidibrueckmann. BROOKLYN, NY - Recent MFA graduate and current middle school theatre teacher Marcos Quinn was...

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Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Evening the Score? Jeremy O. Harris Texts in the Front Row at Rihanna’s Halftime Performance by Broadway Beat

by Jonathan Hogue. @jthogue2. GLENDALE, Arizona – In response to pop star Rihanna’s infamous 2019 incident where she arrived late and...

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Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Tourist Confuses SIX for Dinner Theatre After Being Told the Cast “Ate”, "Served", and “Feasted" by Broadway Beat

by Jonathan Hogue. @jthogue2. NEW YORK, NY – New Jersey tourist Carl Peterson is demanding a refund from the producers of Broadway’s hit...

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Theatre Kid at Super Bowl Party Pays Attention After Hearing Chiefs Feature Multiple Michigan Grads by Broadway Beat

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied. MURRAY HILL, NY - Theatre fanatic and Pace University grad Christina Webber put down her plate of...

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College Professor Who "Knows the Industry" Can't Turn On His Zoom Camera by Broadway Beat

by Joseph Thor. @josephthormusic. BOSTON - Dr. William Benderson, head of Musical Theatre at Massachusetts State College, boasted in a...

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